so regular.
Some years later we have the illustrious John Morgan Twain. He came over to this country
with Columbus in 1492 as a passenger. He appears to have been of a crusty, uncomfortable
disposition. He complained of the food all the way over, and was always threatening to go
ashore unless there was a change. He wanted fresh shad. Hardly a day passed over his head
that he did not go idling about the ship with his nose in the air, sneering about the
commander, and saying he did not believe Columbus knew where he was going to or had
ever been there before. The memorable cry of "Land ho!" thrilled every heart in the ship but
his. He gazed awhile through a piece of smoked glass at the penciled line lying on the
distant water, and then said: "Land be hanged--it's a raft!"
When this questionable passenger came on board the ship, be brought nothing with him but
an old newspaper containing a handkerchief marked "B. G.," one cotton sock marked "L.
W. C.," one woolen one marked "D. F.," and a night-shirt marked "O. M. R." And yet
during the voyage he worried more about his "trunk," and gave himself more airs about it,
than all the rest of the passengers put together. If the ship was "down by the head," and
would not steer, he would go and move his "trunk" further aft, and then watch the effect. If
the ship was "by the stern," he would suggest to Columbus to detail some men to "shift that
baggage." In storms he had to be gagged, because his wailings about his "trunk" made it
impossible for the men to hear the orders. The man does not appear to have been openly
charged with any gravely unbecoming thing, but it is noted in the ship's log as a "curious
circumstance" that albeit he brought his baggage on board the ship in a newspaper, he took
it ashore in four trunks, a queensware crate, and a couple of champagne baskets. But when
he came back insinuating, in an insolent, swaggering way, that some of this things were
missing, and was going to search the other passengers' baggage, it was too much, and they
threw him overboard. They watched long and wonderingly for him to come up, but not even
a bubble rose on the quietly ebbing tide. But while every one was most absorbed in gazing
over the side, and the interest was momentarily increasing, it was observed with
consternation that the vessel was adrift and the anchor-cable hanging limp from the bow.
Then in the ship's dimmed and ancient log we find this quaint note:
"In time it was discouvered yt ye troblesome passenger hadde gone downe and got ye
anchor, and toke ye same and solde it to ye dam sauvages from ye interior, saying yt he
hadde founde it, ye sonne of a ghun!"
Yet this ancestor had good and noble instincts, and it is with pride that we call to mind the
fact that he was the first white person who ever interested himself in the work of elevating
and civilizing our Indians. He built a commodious jail and put up a gallows, and to his
dying day he claimed with satisfaction that he had had a more restraining and elevating
influence on the Indians than any other reformer that ever labored among them. At this
point the chronicle becomes less frank and chatty, and closes abruptly by saying that the old
voyager went to see his gallows perform on the first white man ever hanged in America,
and while there received injuries which terminated in his death.
The great-grandson of the "Reformer" flourished in sixteen hundred and something, and
was known in our annals as "the old Admiral," though in history he had other titles. He was
long in command of fleets of swift vessels, well armed and manned, and did great service in
hurrying up merchantmen. Vessels which he followed and kept his eagle eye on, always