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Oysters
Anton Chekhov
I NEED no great effort of memory to recall, in every detail, the rainy autumn evening when
I stood with my father in one of the more frequented streets of Moscow, and felt that I was
gradually being overcome by a strange illness. I had no pain at all, but my legs were giving
way under me, the words stuck in my throat, my head slipped weakly on one side . . . It
seemed as though, in a moment, I must fall down and lose consciousness.
If I had been taken into a hospital at that minute, the doctors would have had to write over
my bed: Fames, a disease which is not in the manuals of medicine.
Beside me on the pavement stood my father in a shabby summer overcoat and a serge cap,
from which a bit of white wadding was sticking out. On his feet he had big heavy goloshes.
Afraid, vain man, that people would see that his feet were bare under his goloshes, he had
drawn the tops of some old boots up round the calves of his legs.
This poor, foolish, queer creature, whom I loved the more warmly the more ragged and
dirty his smart summer overcoat became, had come to Moscow, five months before, to look
for a job as copying-clerk. For those five months he had been trudging about Moscow
looking for work, and it was only on that day that he had brought himself to go into the
street to beg for alms.
Before us was a big house of three storeys, adorned with a blue signboard with the word
"Restaurant" on it. My head was drooping feebly backwards and on one side, and I could
not help looking upwards at the lighted windows of the restaurant. Human figures were
flitting about at the windows. I could see the right side of the orchestrion, two oleographs,
hanging lamps . . . . Staring into one window, I saw a patch of white. The patch was
motionless, and its rectangular outlines stood out sharply against the dark, brown
background. I looked intently and made out of the patch a white placard on the wall.
Something was written on it, but what it was, I could not see. . .
For half an hour I kept my eyes on the placard. Its white attracted my eyes, and, as it were,
hypnotised my brain. I tried to read it, but my efforts were in vain.
At last the strange disease got the upper hand.
The rumble of the carriages began to seem like thunder, in the stench of the street I
distinguished a thousand smells. The restaurant lights and the lamps dazzled my eyes like
lightning. My five senses were overstrained and sensitive beyond the normal. I began to see
what I had not seen before.
"Oysters . . ." I made out on the placard.
A strange word! I had lived in the world eight years and three months, but had never come
across that word. What did it mean? Surely it was not the name of the restaurant-keeper?
But signboards with names on them always hang outside, not on the walls indoors!
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"Papa, what does 'oysters' mean?" I asked in a husky voice, making an effort to turn my face
towards my father.
My father did not hear. He was keeping a watch on the movements of the crowd, and
following every passer-by with his eyes. . . . From his eyes I saw that he wanted to say
something to the passers-by, but the fatal word hung like a heavy weight on his trembling
lips and could not be flung off. He even took a step after one passer-by and touched him on
the sleeve, but when he turned round, he said, "I beg your pardon," was overcome with
confusion, and staggered back.
"Papa, what does 'oysters' mean?" I repeated.
"It is an animal . . . that lives in the sea."
I instantly pictured to myself this unknown marine animal. . . . I thought it must be
something midway between a fish and a crab. As it was from the sea they made of it, of
course, a very nice hot fish soup with savoury pepper and laurel leaves, or broth with
vinegar and fricassee of fish and cabbage, or crayfish sauce, or served it cold with horse-
radish. . . . I vividly imagined it being brought from the market, quickly cleaned, quickly
put in the pot, quickly, quickly, for everyone was hungry . . . awfully hungry! From the
kitchen rose the smell of hot fish and crayfish soup.
I felt that this smell was tickling my palate and nostrils, that it was gradually taking
possession of my whole body. . . . The restaurant, my father, the white placard, my sleeves
were all smelling of it, smelling so strongly that I began to chew. I moved my jaws and
swallowed as though I really had a piece of this marine animal in my mouth . . .
My legs gave way from the blissful sensation I was feeling, and I clutched at my father's
arm to keep myself from falling, and leant against his wet summer overcoat. My father was
trembling and shivering. He was cold . . .
"Papa, are oysters a Lenten dish?" I asked.
"They are eaten alive . . . " said my father. "They are in shells like tortoises, but . . . in two
halves."
The delicious smell instantly left off affecting me, and the illusion vanished. . . . Now I
understood it all!
"How nasty," I whispered, "how nasty!"
So that's what "oysters" meant! I imagined to myself a creature like a frog. A frog sitting in
a shell, peeping out from it with big, glittering eyes, and moving its revolting jaws. I
imagined this creature in a shell with claws, glittering eyes, and a slimy skin, being brought
from the market. . . . The children would all hide while the cook, frowning with an air of
disgust, would take the creature by its claw, put it on a plate, and carry it into the dining-
room. The grown-ups would take it and eat it, eat it alive with its eyes, its teeth, its legs!
While it squeaked and tried to bite their lips. . . .
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I frowned, but . . . but why did my teeth move as though I were munching? The creature
was loathsome, disgusting, terrible, but I ate it, ate it greedily, afraid of distinguishing its
taste or smell. As soon as I had eaten one, I saw the glittering eyes of a second, a third . . . I
ate them too. . . . At last I ate the table-napkin, the plate, my father's goloshes, the white
placard . . . I ate everything that caught my eye, because I felt that nothing but eating would
take away my illness. The oysters had a terrible look in their eyes and were loathsome. I
shuddered at the thought of them, but I wanted to eat! To eat!
"Oysters! Give me some oysters!" was the cry that broke from me and I stretched out my
hand.
"Help us, gentlemen!" I heard at that moment my father say, in a hollow and shaking voice.
"I am ashamed to ask but -- my God! -- I can bear no more!"
"Oysters!" I cried, pulling my father by the skirts of his coat.
"Do you mean to say you eat oysters? A little chap like you!" I heard laughter close to me.
Two gentlemen in top hats were standing before us, looking into my face and laughing.
"Do you really eat oysters, youngster? That's interesting! How do you eat them?"
I remember that a strong hand dragged me into the lighted restaurant. A minute later there
was a crowd round me, watching me with curiosity and amusement. I sat at a table and ate
something slimy, salt with a flavour of dampness and mouldiness. I ate greedily without
chewing, without looking and trying to discover what I was eating. I fancied that if I opened
my eyes I should see glittering eyes, claws, and sharp teeth.
All at once I began biting something hard, there was a sound of a scrunching.
"Ha, ha! He is eating the shells," laughed the crowd. "Little silly, do you suppose you can
eat that?"
After that I remember a terrible thirst. I was lying in my bed, and could not sleep for
heartburn and the strange taste in my parched mouth. My father was walking up and down,
gesticulating with his hands.
"I believe I have caught cold," he was muttering. "I've a feeling in my head as though
someone were sitting on it. . . . Perhaps it is because I have not . . . er . . . eaten anything to-
day. . . . I really am a queer, stupid creature. . . . I saw those gentlemen pay ten roubles for
the oysters. Why didn't I go up to them and ask them . . . to lend me something? They
would have given something."
Towards morning, I fell asleep and dreamt of a frog sitting in a shell, moving its eyes. At
midday I was awakened by thirst, and looked for my father: he was still walking up and
down and gesticulating.
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